Conspiracy Theory : Religious Mythology Of Our Time


The Boston Bombing spawned a myriad of conspiracy theories the moment it was announced to the world
Here is my own version, posted on, it attracted hundreds of views within days. Unfortunately most of those people would have been severely dissappointed once they found out I was taking the piss out of their theories.

Conspiracy theories are myths people create to make sense of a world that doesn’t always make sense. There is no use arguing with people who claim that the government is really behind the 9/11 attacks (As an excuse to go to Iraq) or all mass shootings in recent history (in order to bring about gun control measures , because a disarmed population can be taken over by the government more readily) If you point out that the government can simply drop bombs on you, even if you own twenty guns, and they have absolutely no need to stage fake events in order to go to war, because they have the power to do what they like once in office, conspiracy theorists will call you brainwashed.There is no debate here, because they are right a priori. Their logic is superior to your logic, because “they know”. Most of their knowledge is not firsthand of course, but pieced together from far superior evidence:Youtube videos and Facebook images.

Conspiracy Theory, A New Religion (from uk)

People don’t like the unadorned real. We’re always looking for patterns that make sense: easy-to-understand cause and effect. Even when we look at the clouds, we imagine we’re seeing definite shapes (like faces or animals) rather than amorphous blobs. We can’t help ourselves – our minds are wired that way. When we can’t find obvious cause and effect, we’re left baffled. Even distressed. But our anxiety is relatively easy to cure. We simply invent an appropriate cause and effect and impose it on the problematic situation. The more cause and effect we can cram in, the happier we are. We feel we are understanding the world. We resist the notion that the truth, in a form we can grasp, is not out there. There must be some comprehensible pattern of cause and effect that explains everything.

Enter conspiracy theories. Nothing’s an accident. Nothing’s a cock-up. There are no lone nutters with high-powered rifles. Mad people don’t do mad things. Instead, everything is rationalised, put in a nice, tidy box and tied up in a lovely pink bow. The gift-wrapped parcel is presented to the world and everyone nods and smiles because now the world makes sense. Sanity restored. Everything does have a sensible cause.

Of course, there may be many inconvenient facts that don’t support the various conspiracy theories. But isn’t it those who are in on the conspiracy who manufacture those ‘facts’? Six million died in the Holocaust. ‘Who says?’ the Holocaust deniers ask. ‘Jews say,’ is their answer. Why? To promote a Zionist agenda. And aren’t the Jews secretly controlling the world? Weren’t we told so in the secret protocols of the elders of Zion? Those were forged, of course. But by whom? Well, by the elders of Zion, naturally, to cunningly disguise the truth.

To tell the truth of the ‘Jewish conspiracy’ is, according to the Holocaust deniers, to be accused of believing in a ‘proven’ forgery, which was not forged at all, but deliberately distributed as a simulated forgery.

Nowadays, no one can ever discuss the ‘Jewish conspiracy’ for fear of being branded anti-Semitic, and credulously and perversely accepting forgeries…which was the whole point of the forgery in the first place. Except, as noted, it wasn’t a forgery, but merely a simulation of a forgery. The genius behind this conspiracy!

Well, that’s how some people see it, and there’s nothing you can say or do to change their minds. And even to try is to demonstrate that you’re part of the conspiracy.

There are those who claim that facts can dispel conspiracy theories. What planet are these people living on? As Nietzsche said, ‘There are no facts, only interpretations.’ He might have come up with an even more extreme formulation: ‘There are no facts, only misinterpretations.’

Facts have long since stopped being objective, real things. (They are ultimately nothing but electrical signals in the human brain in any case, assuming we accept the facts of science.) Facts, we now realise, are beliefs. They can be used to support anything. People hold religious beliefs precisely because ‘facts’ are so malleable. You can pick your own from all those on offer. You can disregard every fact you dislike. It’s a precondition of faith. (Was Jesus Christ the Son of God? The Son of Man? Did he raise people from the dead, and rise from the dead himself? Are these facts? Or was Jesus Christ actually Yehoshua ben Yosef, who didn’t perform any miracles, and was an ordinary human being? Did he even exist?)

Conspiracy theories operate in the same territory. These are belief systems too. Nothing can overcome them. Indeed, it’s a prediction of Festinger’s cognitive dissonance theory that the more conclusively people’s beliefs are refuted the more likely many of those people are to redouble their faith in their disproven beliefs.

You see, it’s all hyperreal. Conspiracy theories, like religions, offer much more emotionally satisfying explanations. They close the big, scary, open-ended questions. Who, other than rational people, wants to believe that a drunk driver in a Paris tunnel killed Diana Spencer? Her followers won’t accept that. So all hail the elaborate conspiracy theory. She died for specific reasons, for a rational agenda – not because of some cheap and vulgar automobile accident of the type that happens scores of times a day all over the world. No, that simply won’t do.

The dinosaur thinkers who write books ‘disproving’ conspiracy theories better get real. Or rather hyperreal. Their ludicrous facts became extinct long ago, assuming they ever existed in the first place (which they didn’t). There’s no point in discussing the truth or otherwise of conspiracy theories. It’s as futile as trying to disprove religions.

Religious believers often say, ‘But you can’t prove that God doesn’t exist.’ They never tell you what they would accept as proof. And in fact, they would accept nothing. Same game with the conspiracy theorists.

Of course, we’re all familiar with the very first human conspiracy – when the first woman talked the first man into stealing an apple from a special tree: the Tree of Knowledge. The facts never got in the way of that conspiracy, did they?


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