Occupy Melbourne Job Description by Colin

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Someone required to work all hours as deemed neccasary. Prepared to put up with random abuse. Working alongside several deranged individuals ,your task is to change the system which the 1% use to enslave the 99%. Accomodation and sustenance is to be provided out of your own pocket. The work is varied, challenging and at times arduous. A strong appreciation of sleeplessness is required. A lack of respect for ones unshowered physical deprivation is a must. The position is unpaid and rewards are varied and spaced out in an inconsistent manner. If you possess the skills and qualities to match the above description and are not currently in psychiatric care please turn up at CSQ today. You will be reporting to Mother Earth who will inform and further instruct as required.

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